One thing can’t be denied…
A lot of things are expected of the Turks. They are, according to popular rumor, assassins of the kind only seen in movies and cheap novels, intelligent, trained in more nasty ways to off a person than one would care to count, and above the law. They are not, however, romantically inclined. Ask anyone who had spent the night with the Boss Turk or his second in command, and they would have a tearful story of how they had been removed from the hotel room or apartment they had been in, often without the chance to even get properly dressed, and dismissed with a careless word.
For the most part, they were right.
But not in the case of the youngest and most unusual member of the current Turk force: Elena.
Unlike the other active branches of ShinRa's military, the Turks were nearly evenly split between sexes. Women were welcomed into their ranks, and often excelled. What made Elena different was the way she behaved. She wore sparkly lip-glosses and put brightly color clips in her hair. She complained when she was teased, and sometimes cried when the teasing became too much. She submitted reports with doodles of cats and flowers in the margins. And she read romance novels. Her specialty was demolition.
For some strange reason, Reno couldn't get enough of her. The day she'd arrived, he had made it his god-given duty to make her life a living hell, because that was what you did to the Rookie. He planted things in her desk, stole her lunch, put dyes in her shampoo, added 'accidentally' put her suit in the wash with bleach, made crude remarks about her figure, and generally behaved like he was a twelve year-old on a rampage. He had loved it, but had quickly realized that it wasn't the teasing that he enjoyed- it was the fact that it was directed at Elena.
This discovery lead to his confusion; Elena wasn't his kind of girl. He liked them tall and curvy and dark haired, with tits big enough to suffocate himself with and dirty mouths. Elena was...short, blonde, well mannered, barely a B-cup, and only just managed to have more curves than Tseng did.
Still, after walking in on her in the showers one afternoon, he had to admit that at least she had something going for her physically, because the rest of her couldn't be what attracted him. Nope. No way.
An assignment in the Icicle Inn area taught him otherwise. Even when Elena was bundled up in half a dozen layers and a fluffy purple parka, he still couldn't stop bothering her. She put a stop to it, on that mission at least, by triggering the slide of an entire roof's worth of snow directly on top of him.
Back in Midgar, he was back at it again, starting with giving her a stick of gum that turned her mouth black and getting in a nice grope in the elevator on their way up to Rufus' office.
And while he doubted anything would ever come with his little office infatuation, one thing could not be denied: she might not like what he did to her, but she wasn't stopping him, either.